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well if it gets to dry your not doing your job properly [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

maybe i'm just not turned on.... [img]redface.gif[/img]

THATS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!

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now that hurts but if its the medicine that i have to take i will...


*goes looks up foreplay hints and tips 101*

and foreplay was always my best attribute [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/cry_smile.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

foreplay is ok.... but not always necessary....

porn is good


...or a really nice voice [img]redface.gif[/img]

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jesus are you really a woman??? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]

*scribbles on note pad woman once said foreplay not always necessary, to be kept for future reference*

porn mmmmmmm *pops nine and a half weeks in video player for shatzy, goes grabs caramel popcorn for shatzy*

Besides i have a kiwi accent [img]cool.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

ummmmm.... is this foreplay or a typical friday night?

i like quicker sex....

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or is this a typical every-night? [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

god damn who said females were always slow???

Id like to meet that twat

well if you want it quicker you make it quicker [img]mad.gif[/img]

[SHATOUSHKA]

yeah... sure thing....

just let me put down this watermelon....

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shouldnt i be holding the melons??? ...


though im not one to complain if you swing that way ... coulda introduced me though

[SHATOUSHKA]

evidently you didn't pick up on my sarcasm....

tell ya what... i'll cut you a deal....

you give me what i want, and i'll give you the
pleasure of doing something for me